Monday, November 18, 2013

You do not know me if. .

Over the weekend, I realized that there are some people I've had in my circle for YEARS, who don't really know me. To make it easy for you to tell whether you really know me or not, I decided to take a few moments to put together a list of traits for people that may think they know me, but who really do not.


You really don't know me if. .
1. You pronounce my name the way it's spelled.
2. You knock on the front door when you come to my home.
3. You come to my home uninvited, and expect me to answer the door.
4. You think that my baby boy I'm always referring to is less than 10 years old and 100 lbs.
5. You think because I smile and speak to you, I'm flirting with you. I really believe that when you smile, it adds just an extra glimmer of hope to the world.
6. You call and I don't answer (ever), and you think I don't know that you called.
7. You think that I'm always happy when I'm smiling. I'm a lady. I was not raised to say something negative every time it comes to mind. Refer back to #5.
8. You think that I have to not love you to cut you out of my circle.
9. You think that I don't love my kids to death. I do. I do. I dooooooo.
10. You are constantly recommending that I watch a new TV show. I'm not into TV. How about you recommend what I'm into? A BOOK
11. You think that I have forgotten a lie you told me and I caught you in. Forgiven (maybe), but not forgotten.
12. You think I don't notice and appreciate the little things. . and expect you to do the same.
13. You say really negative things about people I cherish and think it doesn't make me dislike and distance myself from YOU.
14. You think that when I say I forgot, you can hint me into remembering miscellaneous facts. Look, generally when it's gone, it's GONE. But I do remember the important stuff.
15. You think me walking away while we were in mid-conversation on a meaningless topic means I wasn't listening. Mmmmm, I was. . that's why I walked away.

OK. I've made it easy. Now, let us both stop pretending.
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2 comments:

  1. DonNovember 25, 2013 at 9:36 AM

    Enjoyed the read and definitely co-sign more than a few sentiments, especially numbers 9 thru 13. I nodded at each statement. And you already know number 3 is the truth. There are times where I will see a certain car pull up in the driveway and hear them standing and knocking and sometimes calling my number and I will act like they aren't even outside my door. Like yourself, people should call before deciding to stop by.

    Good stuff.

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  2. AJNovember 25, 2013 at 10:20 AM

    Thanks, Don!

    Here's a funny: I haven't hung curtains in our new house, so when you pull up, you can pretty much see from the front of the house to the back to know if someone is home.

    "I wish someone would. . show up un-invited in the next couple of days." They will literally see me ignore the knock. LOL

    Saving up all my hospitality for Thanksgiving guests. Hopefully, Santa's not watching.

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